Thursday, March 01, 2012


Dogs Against Romney Suggest Pet Alternative

A spokesdog for the Super-Pack Dogs Against Romney (We ride inside!) has suggested an alternative pet for the Republican.

"We realized that Mr. Romney probably hadn't had any formative pet care experiences when he put his dog on the roof of his car for a 12-hour drive to Canada.

"Had he begun with smaller pets, he might have avoided the Seamus debacle," explained Herbie, a golden retriever who reviews talking points for the Vermont branch of the organization.

The group recommends the rat as the best alternative pet for him. "They don't get lonely when you decide to leave them alone when you're on a family vacation or an extended campaign. Since they reproduce quickly, they have one another for company. In fact, they have a wonderful work ethic and are happy to take care of your kitchen for you."

At least Seamus got his revenge by having the runs all over Mitts car.

Mitt seems so robotic, and stashing your money in offshore accounts is a wee bit unpatriotic, don't cha think?
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