Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Letters I Ought to Finish Someday
Is it by chance or design that your chosen name is one p shy of a prick? Your equation of homosexuality and bestiality were especially obnoxious, and if you go on long enough, your constituents are going to imagine nuns doing more outrageous things than ruler-rapping your knuckles…
Dear President Obama,
Although my disappointments in you are many, I am trying to take responsibility for my own expectations and the naiveté with which I listened to you during the campaign. What about alpha males and political manipulation did I not understand?
I have been most bitterly concerned, however, with your positively Dickensian slashing of the heating oil program for the poor. In this abandonment of Democratic principles your advisers do not serve you well. ..
Dear Postal Service,
For God’s sake, stop apologizing for being a quasi-governmental enterprise. You’re a Constitutional provision, for crying out loud. Stop genuflecting to free market ideology and do what you have to do.
And by the way, the next time you send out some management type to break the bad news, please observe the following cautions:
Only mediocre managers entirely lacking in vision use the expression go forward in reference to implementing really bad decisions.Lose the video. A media presentation on the loss of jobs only enrages the audience, unless you’re playing to a packed house of Republicans. Employees concerned about their futures see it as just another expense.
Further reducing the standard of service is not the way to turn around a situation of massive loss.
There is no reason that the post office should be forced to make a profit.
What’s the relationship between Darrell Issa and FedEx, and what’s he doing in what is an obvious conflict of interest situation? He should go forward—right off the committee overseeing the problems of the postal service. Have you considered Bernie Sanders as an abler replacement for that bastard?
I like your moon stuff. Perhaps your base could be used as the ultimate fat farm. Perhaps you could be the first colonist. I don’t think that Callista would miss you much. Clearly she’s in it for the bling. Be sure to leave your charge cards behind.
Got to run. There's never enough time, is there?
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Lulu, you rock!!!!!
GLAD TO SEE FL GAVE NEWT THE BOOT.
HE'S GOT PLENTY OF HOT AIR, SO HE NEEDS NO MORE WIND IN HIS SAILS. I FOR ONE WOULD LIKE NEWT AND CALLISTA *OFF THE TABLE*.
A JUNIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO HAD SEX WITH AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STUDENT!!! He needs to be on a sexual preditor list.
How long did he masterbate and think about having sex with boys? In boot camp? Into his flight training? 20, 25 YEARS OLD??? OLDER???
"Creepy rotten grape attached to an otherwise normal bunch."