Monday, May 02, 2011


Birthers Launch Deathers Unit, Say Bin Laden is Alive

Exhibiting the resilience that has made her a party favorite, Republican representative Michelle Bachmann challenged President Obama's report that Al Queda mastermind Osama Bin Laden had been killed by Navy SEALS in Pakistan.

"Burial at sea!" she huffed, when asked for a statement on the death of America's most wanted terrorist. "Show me the body, and then I'll believe. This is nothing more than an attempt by the president to boost his sagging approval ratings."

Bachmann appeared at a Birther conference in Detroit, to bolster the spirits of her admirers there and to assure them that Obama's recently released birth certificate was 'a forgery of epic proportions, and an affront to the truth-loving living God.'

Her audience responded with enthusiasm, chanting, "Show me the body! Show me the body!"

Bachmann further boosted birther morale when she offered an explanation of what happened to Bin Laden during the reputed raid: "They got him out and took him to a compound in Obama's birthplace in Kenya, where he is now living in luxury."

The crowd went wild.

Fox News, torn between Bachmann's new spin and Sarah Palin's attempt to claim that her son Tripp had been the leader of the patron that killed Bin Laden, reported both stories without further comment.

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i think that's wonderful idea. the navy seals should take them all out to the spot where they dumped his body, and allow batshit bachmann and the deathers to jump in and see it.
If you go to the Anonymous link above, you can see that batshit logic prevails, and this weirdo even uses my nonsense to support it.

lulu maude,

i wouldn't expend the energy that it would take to click on my mouse to read the bullshit that anonymous linked to. it's amazing how quickly these imbeciles dream up their conspiracy theories and then swear by them, even when smacked in the face with evidence.
Anonymous commenters have zero credibility. If they lack the courage to provide a link to their identity, their cowardess trumps whatever jibber-jabber comments they make.
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