Sunday, March 28, 2010
Calling All Dopes: the GOP Needs and Wants You
Now is the time for all really stupid people to come to the aid of their party. No sweat--the GOP has embraced its tacky little base; some folks actually thought that Republican candidates would forsake the support the Teabaggers. Nonsense--they are the increasing base. Never reject a vote.
What does it take to be a Republican? Either lots and lots of money or a severe case of A.D.D., accompanied by an affinity for Fox News (this last a capacity for tolerating the endless repetition of the day's no-substance talking points) and a disinclination to question authority.
Being hypocritically horny helps, too.
Take the latest item about Michael Steele's foray into Voyeur, a bondage-themed club in West Hollywood. Jonathan Strong reports:
...FEC filings suggest, Steele travels in style. A February RNC trip to California, for example, included a $9,099 stop at the Beverly Hills Hotel, $6,596 dropped at the nearby Four Seasons, and $1,620.71 spent [update: the amount is actually $1,946.25] at Voyeur West Hollywood, a bondage-themed nightclub featuring topless women dancers imitating lesbian sex...
Praise the Lord! How 'bout them family values?
How will Faux News spin this one?
# posted by Lulu Maude @ 5:20 PM 
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the other tassel is yet to drop. i can't wait to see what rethuglican politicians were being entertained at the strip club. i've got cnn on, and paul begala was asked about this story. he said that, when it comes to strippers, nothing should be covered up. i thought that was pretty good, but what he said next was genius. he said the strip club might be icky, but it's legal, so while the rethugs are fretting over this embarrassment, why are they not giving better explanations as to why david vitter is still being tolerated. after all, prostitution, unlike the strip clubs, is illegal. the rethug who was on (i forget his name, but he's the guy who used to run romney's campaign and looks like a clone of mittsie) was very uncomfortable with begala bringing up vitter's dalliances, and he didn't have a very good answer. i thought it was brilliant of begala to tie vitter to the new scandal. i hope more dems do it.
Palin the self proclaimed church lady, showed up in a black leather jacket & launched (raunched?) into declaring the repugs are the Party of hell no, then called something else "BS"-- kind of a little brazen for the church crowd.... while she screached gawd bless amerikka & our troops.
Cindy lou McCain could not even keep up the Stepford wife fake smile anymore. Cindy lou looked like she wanted to kick Palins ass, or wring her neck, or push her off the stage, or cut the microphone wire.... something!
Now this stunt w Steele..... can't wait to hear what "reason" he had for being there.
Doing a Census interview???
Conducting a survey about what the bondage themed topless nightclub dancers imitating lesbian sex demographic thinks about "Obamacare"?
I'm sure there is a reasonable explanation for this. Bwaaaaaa Haaaaaa Haaa!
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Cindy lou McCain could not even keep up the Stepford wife fake smile anymore. Cindy lou looked like she wanted to kick Palins ass, or wring her neck, or push her off the stage, or cut the microphone wire.... something!
Now this stunt w Steele..... can't wait to hear what "reason" he had for being there.
Doing a Census interview???
Conducting a survey about what the bondage themed topless nightclub dancers imitating lesbian sex demographic thinks about "Obamacare"?
I'm sure there is a reasonable explanation for this. Bwaaaaaa Haaaaaa Haaa!
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