Saturday, November 01, 2008


School Children Want to Know...

Daddy, am I a plumber?
Are you what?!?

A man at school told me I was a plumber. And all my school, too. Are we plumbers?
Don't be ridiculous. You're my little Princess. They're telling you this at school?
Well, they took us to this place outside, and there was a man who wants to be president and he told us we were all plumbers.
Named Joe.

I can only hope that John McCain is as desperate as this little vignette suggests. As it turns out, hoping to extend the 15 minutes allotted to each of us in the USA, Joe has been out securing himself an agent and an audition for singing country music. A book deal? A political career? If only McCain's coattails were so long.

Still, I can't wait to hear him sing. Toby Keith, Alan Jackson, eat your patriotic hearts out.

I loathe that guy.
What a phony, publicity grubbing a-hole.
Phonies like him are the perfect mascot for the GOP.
Somehow, I don't think Alan Jackson or George Strait are too worried about the, er, competition.
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