Friday, October 10, 2008
Vote Obama; Free Cindy
As someone who spends her life in contemplation of one profundity after another, I have come to apply some Compassion[ate Conservatism] to Cindy Mc Cain.
Yeah, yeah, I know. You don't like her. She's bogus. She even stole her painkillers from the charity she espouses. She shoved her siblings out of the way when her father died, the better to glom onto all 100 million bucks for her very own self. To this day she sees herself as an Only Child. How low can you go?
Let me remind you that this is the wife of John McCain. She married him when she was all of 25. I don't know about you, but I didn't make my best personal decisions at the age of 25. (I didn't even make my best personal decisions at 50).
But I digress.
Cindy has her own cross to bear, here. Even if you long to see her aging Barbie doll head hovering above a ball gown at the Inaugurals, you must vote Obama.
Why? Because if elected, Cindy would have to live at the White House, 24/7 with the nastiest asshole in politics. She'd start popping pills again.
If you care about Cindy's health, Cindy's happiness, Cindy's future, vote Obama and send Cindy home. She and Bridget don't need full time exposure to the old fart that is their husband and father (in Cindy's case, both). They don't need him telling them that they can't have dessert, that they need to get anorexic.
Marriage to McCain is bearable only if you have to see his ugly face on the weekends, and then after a long flight to Arizona.
Otherwise Cindy will be in the fanciest jail in the nation.
Free Cindy. Vote Obama.
Yeah, yeah, I know. You don't like her. She's bogus. She even stole her painkillers from the charity she espouses. She shoved her siblings out of the way when her father died, the better to glom onto all 100 million bucks for her very own self. To this day she sees herself as an Only Child. How low can you go?
Let me remind you that this is the wife of John McCain. She married him when she was all of 25. I don't know about you, but I didn't make my best personal decisions at the age of 25. (I didn't even make my best personal decisions at 50).
But I digress.
Cindy has her own cross to bear, here. Even if you long to see her aging Barbie doll head hovering above a ball gown at the Inaugurals, you must vote Obama.
Why? Because if elected, Cindy would have to live at the White House, 24/7 with the nastiest asshole in politics. She'd start popping pills again.
If you care about Cindy's health, Cindy's happiness, Cindy's future, vote Obama and send Cindy home. She and Bridget don't need full time exposure to the old fart that is their husband and father (in Cindy's case, both). They don't need him telling them that they can't have dessert, that they need to get anorexic.
Marriage to McCain is bearable only if you have to see his ugly face on the weekends, and then after a long flight to Arizona.
Otherwise Cindy will be in the fanciest jail in the nation.
Free Cindy. Vote Obama.
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Wow, I never thought about it quite that way. She really does need our help. The best reason to vote for Obama yet!
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