Monday, September 22, 2008


Made Ya Look

Dear Congress,

Henry Paulson wants to dance with you.

The step is the (thanks, Tom Lehrer) Mephistopolian, Masochistic Tango.

In order to execute this step, it's important to ignore the following language in the bail-out bill:

Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency.

Of course, the Secretary works for the President, so you'll actually be giving the current chimp another avenue of escape from accountability. Another S role to complement your M.

I'm encouraged that Democrats don't want to sign blindly on the dotted line. But for God's sake, read every fucking word, will you?

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Paulson has a PhD in Economics.
His dissertation was on • The Great Depression •

Ohhhh the irony of it all.
I'd like to force feed him candy and turn him into a pinata.
Then I'd like to hand the decorative bat to the children of every parent who've lost a home due to the shifty mortgage industry.
i love the blog and its point. i love the comments that you have received already, but at the end of the day, the picture says it all. i cannot clear the tears from laughing so hard.

as zipdrive correctly points out, there should be real punishment for the crimes perpetrated against our general populace.
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