Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Bush, National Turkey Glimpsed at Winnemucca 6
President Bush and Ptolemy, the nation's 2007 poster turkey were seen entering the Winnemucca Motel 6 this afternoon after a press conference in which the synbol of gratitude and thanksgiving was said to be "all over" the nation's chief executive."There was incredible chemistry, no doubt about it," remarked an observer to the event. "I think Ptolemy was a little confused--he'd heard that he had a date with a lame duck. Once he discovered that he would be photographed with the most powerful man in the world, he decided to go for it in hopes of receiving a presidential pardon. His hopes really rose when he heard about Scooter Libby."
The President, for his part, seemed to relish the opportunity for a few pecks at his pecker. "The president's testosterone shots leave him incredibly horny," said a White House insider. "He's been known to mount the laundry cart."
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I feel so out of the loop! I was thinking about the other turkeys- Gonzales, Rumsfeld, Rove, DeLay, Abramoff, Ken Lay of Enron.- hell, I can't even keep track- so many indictments.
People come & go so quickly there-- yet not quickly enough. Hrmph!
People come & go so quickly there-- yet not quickly enough. Hrmph!
I heard that Sam Phillips invested everything he had into Motel 6 when he sold the studio he set up after closing Sun Records in the early 60s.
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The turkey found no penis but he did luck into finding a colossal set of balls on the Asshole-in-chief. Alas, the turkey reported they tasted like chicken.
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