Friday, September 14, 2007
Who's Yer Daddy?
W: Howdy, General. It's great to see yer straight-shootin' self.GP: Mr. President, Mr. Commander-in-Chief, it's my pleasure.
W: It is a pretty big thrill for ya, isn't it? Heh! Heh! Workin' directly with the President of These Yew-nited States! Whoo hoo!
GP: Whoo hoo, Mr. President! I'm all a-tingle.
W: Well, let's get on the bull and ride, son. I told the American people I was waitin' for your report coincidentally presented on September 11, and I told 'em I'd do what you told me to do. So here goes! What're you gonna tell your ol' Commander-in-Chief to do? 'Cause I've sworn to Do It. Just tell me--what am I gonna do?
GP: Whatever you want, Mr. Commander-in-Chief.
W: Who's yer daddy, General Straight-Shooter?
GP: You are, Mr. Commander-in-Chief.
W: Who can piss your career down a hole faster than you can say Fallujah?
GP: You can, Mr. President.
W: What'm I gonna do, General. Remember, yer gonna tell me what. Then I'm a-gonna dew it!
GP: Whatever you want, Mr. President.
W: (ruffles Petraeus's hair) Yep, that's what I do best. Whatever I dang well please!
(to the American people, jabs thumbs up) Mission accomplished, once a-gin!
AIDE IN BACKGROUND: Gosh! They're so good together!
# posted by Lulu Maude @ 4:31 PM 
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They are good together. A real Mutt and Jeff, those two are. I see the pictures below of his great love affair with Lil Joe. I must read more.
Lulu,
For the completely ridiculous, you can visit my blog, Confessions of a Stunt Bride, as inspired by No at Oops, I did it again!
http://stuntbrides.blogspot.com/
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For the completely ridiculous, you can visit my blog, Confessions of a Stunt Bride, as inspired by No at Oops, I did it again!
http://stuntbrides.blogspot.com/
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