Friday, September 21, 2007
Guess What! Hillary Isn't a Lesbian
I may have been left out of the loop about Nelson Mandela, but you're reading this in a darned timely fashion, folks.
It seems Hillary Clinton isn't a lesbian.
I know there's going to be a lot of disappointment out there, but that's just life.
The New York Post got everybody's hopes up. But let me be the first to tell you, boys and girls: you can't believe everything that you read.
Now get on with your lives. You may not have Hillary, but Britney and O.J. are still up for grabs.
Take heart.