Saturday, June 30, 2007
Cheney Adds Fifth Estate to Standings
Declaring that he hadn't had a decent interview in years, Dick Cheney interviewed himself today."As I have revealed in the last couple of weeks, I'm anything I want to be, with full privileges, of course. Now it's time to take a hands-on approach to the media."
Cheney held an interview with himself in a room he commandeered in the White House Press Center. "The great thing about joining the White House Press Corps is my First Amendment right not to reveal my sources," he said. "That just about wraps things up."
Cheney the older was interviewed by Cheney the younger. "It's nice to see my hair again," he said. "Really takes me back to when I was just a young guy knocking up Lynne to get out of the draft."
# posted by Lulu Maude @ 8:03 PM 
