Monday, April 30, 2007

 

Bushes Share Glimpse of Oval Office Rug to Ease Suffering


In an effort to share the cheer and to alleviate the suffering of their fellow Americans, Laura and George Bush have offered this image of the Oval Office rug.

"Ya can't help but feel better when you look at this little guy," said Mr. Bush as he gazed at the floor. He added that he has "looked into his soul" and found it to be akin to his own.

"They say if ya wanna feel better, do somethin' for somebody else," added Mr. Bush. "I feel better already. Free as a bird, 'smatterafact."

# posted by Lulu Maude @ 7:14 AM
Comments:
Do I see traces of Barney's dog crap on that rug? No- look, it's right under the chin.
# posted by Blogger Karen Zipdrive : 10:28 AM
 
Oh, isn't that sweet? The Bush Family got the Oval Office Rug at Wal-Mart.
# posted by Blogger DivaJood : 5:17 PM
 
'skuze me, 'skuze me.

Mr. Prezelnit Bush sed the key to furrin policy is to rely on reliance.
# posted by Blogger Woody Tobias, Jr. : 7:13 PM
 
Well,
I suppose as tax payers we should agree to buy these rugs for all the Coalition of the Willing and all of the citizens of Iraq. Why should Bush and Laura corner to market on suffering and alleviation?
# posted by Blogger Pursey Tuttweiler : 11:55 PM
 
Those fuckers shop at Wally world? figures..
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 9:43 AM
 
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