Monday, January 22, 2007


Ted Haggard: Evangelicals Have the Best Sex Lives

In an effort to mend fences with his fellow evangelicals, Rev. Ted Haggard praised the sex lives of Christians and capped off his remarks with a spontaneous orgasm on a 700 Club broadcast.

"See what I mean?" he said to a startled Pat Robertson. "The Lord will give it to you anytime, day or night. You don't even have to pester your wife."

Haggard came into national prominence last year when a male prostitute claimed that he and Haggard had had several sexual encounters. He eventually confessed to his transgressions.

The new Haggard is, he says, "Gettin' it on with Jesus. He's the man."

He declined to specify whether he was a top or a bottom.

now that's tacky! but what's a poor male het to do? jump a mary?

If he knew the Cheney's he'd rather jump Dick than Mary.
Well, lordy lordy. Do you think that the 700 Club viewers will make noise, or will they be silently rapturous?
There is a great one hour documentary on the Evangelicals on HBO right Alexandra Pelosi..Nancy's kid. She interviewed Ted before he was outed..its great!!!!

that bastard can lie with a straight face..amazing.
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