Wednesday, October 25, 2006

 

Santorum Pilots Political SurvivaBall for Halliburton

Embattled Senator Rick Santorum is sporting a new image in the final weeks before the election, and it's courtesy of his special friends at Halliburton.

Called the SurvivaBall, it's designed to allow all negative publicity to roll right off Santorum. Santorum also will be able to roll with whatever punches dealt by his opponent.

"It's actually Halliburton's response to global warming, but I said, hey, we can use it long before Philadelphia begins its final meltdown," said Santorum. "When they read that I was considered one of the country's top corrupt politicians, they decided to let me pilot it for political purposes. After all, there's billions at stake here."

The inflatable suit comes in Cross-Burning White, Dress Navy, and Summer Seersucker.

Santorum hopes to exploit any positive connection between himself and the Pillsbury Doughboy, though he refuses to adopt his trademark giggle.

"A little too Tinky Winky for my base," he explained.

Comments:
The cross-burning white really suits him - it matches his palor. But the survivaball may have a problem - like cow-tipping, if you knock him over, how can he get up?
 
Aaah... that's what the pilot phase is all about!
 
That is so cute! Thank goodness our tax dollars are going to a cute purpose!
 
I borrowed shamelessly, pointing out to you of course, and posted on my own blog.
 
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