Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Just Quack Iraq
In a prime time address to the nation on the fifth anniversary of the September 11 attacks, President Bush declared, "Quack terror quack quack radical quack Islamoquackquack Iraq."Expanding on his theme, Bush added, "God wants quack quack freedom quack civilization quack quack stay the quack told me so."
In a notable show of bipartisanship, Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid stated, "September 11 quack quack never forget quackquack."
Sen. Rick Santorum was more adamant. "I believe to the bottom of my quack webfeet quackquack family valquack sanctity of quack quackquackquack."
Senator Joe Lieberman was diving for snails and could not be reached for comment.
# posted by Lulu Maude @ 5:05 PM 
