Thursday, August 24, 2006

 

Barbara Bush Presents

In a generous gesture to the ongoing plight of those displaced by Hurricane Katrina, former First Lady and current First Mother Barbara Bush has offered another $30,000 donation to local charities.

The donation is contingent upon the purchase of "Mission Accomplished" teddy bears by school districts who lay in the path of the hurricane. They will then be donated to schoolchildren during social studies lessons.

The bears were an unfortunate investment by First Brother Neil Bush, who attempted to market them as educational software.

"They are soft, insisted the younger Bush brother. "And they're of historical importance."

"What they are is adorable, as are all my sons," said Mrs. Bush sternly. "Coodly, coodly, coo," she concluded, glaring at reporters.


# posted by Lulu Maude @ 8:20 AM
Comments:
BabsBush never said anything like 'coodly, coodly, coo' in her miserable life.
The most affectionate thing she ever said to young George W. Bush was, "Run and get Mama another Scotch, Georgie dear."
# posted by Blogger Karen Zipdrive : 1:35 AM
 
She says it when she's in her cups, as they say. She squints when she says it.
# posted by Blogger Lulu Maude : 12:18 PM
 
That is great! Good job Babs! Those little bears do SO much when you have nothing!
# posted by Blogger Sue : 10:55 AM
 
LMAO..holy shit..this was good, and KZ's interjection was the cream..
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 1:07 AM
 
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