TakeYourMedicine

1. I would probably have Photoshop on my computer at work.

2. I could take advantage of this photo of Rick Santorum and create a whole new breed of hand turkeys.

3. I could then have them chatting about what a non-revelation it is for America to be having, as Santorum put it, "a war against the war."

This is obviously a profound observation to Santorum, who was probably still pooping his pants when we were in the mire of Viet Nam. I find myself wondering if the White House ever clues in these witless Legionaires: "Look, we're bullshitting the American people about Saddam and WMD, but we thought we'd give you a heads up on our real motivations..." or whether Rick is genuinely perplexed about this war against the war.

Maybe Rick is just a good Catholic boy who believes what the President and Pope tell him, no matter what.

You don't need no Constitution if you' re Rick Santorum.