Friday, July 21, 2006


Why I Wish I Were Sparkle Pony, at Times

1. I would probably have Photoshop on my computer at work.

2. I could take advantage of this photo of Rick Santorum and create a whole new breed of hand turkeys.

3. I could then have them chatting about what a non-revelation it is for America to be having, as Santorum put it, "a war against the war."

This is obviously a profound observation to Santorum, who was probably still pooping his pants when we were in the mire of Viet Nam. I find myself wondering if the White House ever clues in these witless Legionaires: "Look, we're bullshitting the American people about Saddam and WMD, but we thought we'd give you a heads up on our real motivations..." or whether Rick is genuinely perplexed about this war against the war.

Maybe Rick is just a good Catholic boy who believes what the President and Pope tell him, no matter what.

You don't need no Constitution if you' re Rick Santorum.

Ask any good queen about the definition of "santorum." I'd describe it, but it's way too gross.
You have to try. I'm very short on queens here in the Green Mountain State.
Does it mean Fetus Bringer Homer?
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