Monday, May 29, 2006


Laura Drops Dubya for a 'Real Man'

Laura Bush was recently glimpsed at a romantic seaside hideaway with Kim Jong Il, sources close to Dear Leader have revealed.

"They seemed very happy," an aide who asked not to be identified said. Kim, who is considered North Korea's biggest ladies' man, regards Mrs. Bush as his greatest trophy.

The two met when President Bush dispatched the First Lady to Korea to discuss nuclear proliferation. "Nature just took its course from there," said the aide.

The two enjoy long walks on the beach, sunsets, candlelit dinners, and a wide range of mood enhancing pharmaceuticals.

"I think that she appreciates his honesty," the aide observed. "He makes no bones about keeping his people down. And he loves the fact that no matter what the situation, she has the same chipper smile on her face."

The White House has refused to comment on the liaison.

Love it..perhaps its a match made in heaven?
Hilarious! Yet strangely plausible...
If you'll look at the way they are posed, it's much like Jesus and his wife Mary Magdaline posed for Da Vinci's painting, "The Last Supper."
Could it be that Kim and Laura's forbidden love IS the holy grail??
Is there any truth to the rumors that a videotape showing just how much Laura loves "The Jong" will be surfacing?
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