Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Cheney Gets Right with God, Saves Rove?
In compliance with the government's new Praise the Lord Full Disclosure Act, transcripts of Dick Cheney's prayer marathon were released today.
Of particular note was a section revealing Cheney's hard bargaining with the Creator of Heaven and Earth for Karl Rove's plushy white ass.
The Lord, who is exempt from having to publish His replies, offered no comment.
# posted by Lulu Maude @ 12:06 PM 
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Cheney is nodding off more than Pope John Paul during his rapid decline.
Someone slip some crank into his morning Sanka. We didn't elect a sleepyheaded slacker to run our country.
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Someone slip some crank into his morning Sanka. We didn't elect a sleepyheaded slacker to run our country.
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