Sunday, May 14, 2006


Candy Striper

With rumors rampant regarding his upcoming indictment in the Valerie Plame case, the Bush Administration has developed a new identity for political genius Karl Rove.

"We're hoping to make him cuddlier and more appealing to potential grand juries, and in the worst case, court juries," revealed a White House insider who refused to be identified.

Happily, according to the aide, it's an image change that Rove has been contemplating for a long time. However, he'd been hoping for something in a blue floral, longer legs, and knees without dimples.

When Rove first espied a young George W. Bush in a leather bomber jacket, his heart skipped a beat, and he's endeavored to serve him ever since.

Now he's hoping to service him as well, according to an unidentified source.

Sister Nancy Beth Eczema loved it, I'll have you know...
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