Sunday, April 30, 2006


Pimpin' the Rebate

The White House and Congress joined forces today to award a no-bid contract to Clyde the Oil Pimp, a wholly owned subsidiary of Halliburton.

Clyde's function will be to put a human face on the recent $100 rebate authorized by Congress to offset record-high fuel prices across the nation.

"Yo, I know what it like to go for the Good Life and see mah dream not come true when the prices go up, yo," said Clyde in his first press conference. "I can relate to this shit fo sho."

Clyde will travel from community to community on just where $100 of gas put in his tank will take him. Once there, he will hand out "Ben Homie's" bills, keeping careful track of the names of the recipients of the rebate.

The White House had no comment when asked about the rumor that Karl Rove would be stuffed in the trunk.

First, they can shove that hundred bucks up Krazy Karl's ass,put a match to it..then stuff him in the tank.
Yo yo yo-
Even Clyde know that 100 benjies don't mean jack.
Besides, the GOP already be havin' their two black peoples- Condi and Clarence Thomas. That be's enough.
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