Tuesday, March 14, 2006

 

An Ace in Case


President Bush and Vice President Cheney have sealed a pact with a South Korean political and spiritual leader for a new power base in the event that the effort to impeach them is successful.

Since both are known to have lied to Congress and the American people on multiple occasions, Bush and Cheney will need to shift their power base to an offshore location. The two have long admired the melding of faith and politics that the Rev. Sun Myung Moon has crafted and would enjoy performing a few mass weddings of their own, all of them heterosexual.

The Rev. Moon and his wife, tired of the responsibilities of mass manipulation, will buy a convenience store in South Central Los Angeles.

Comments:
Alrighty then!!!!

Love the pic..damn woman, I always look forward to your next post..

I would ask to borrow this pic but then the rightwing dipshits hanging out over at my blog might come bother you..I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
 
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