Sunday, February 12, 2006
Wotta Dick!
That venerable sportsman and shadow-president, Dick Cheney shot a friend on a quail hunting trip in Texas on Saturday.Harry Whittington, a prominent Texas lawyer and supporter of Cheney's right-wing Republican Party, suffered shotgun pellet wounds and was taken to a hospital in Corpus Christi, where he was being treated for non-life threatening wounds. Since Whittington is not a liberal, he is expected to make a full recovery. Cheney mistook Whittington for George Allen and Jack Reed.
Ranch owner Katharine Armstrong told Fox News that she saw the shooting from a distance. She praised Cheney's technique, which she compared to seasoning Whittington, 78. He was "peppered pretty good" but treated immediately by Cheney's security and medical staff who were waiting nearby.
Cheney, who has a long history of "seasoning" his friends, is regularly accompanied by a medical team.
Doctors indicated that though Whittington was in some pain, Cheney found the experience invigorating.
"His blood pressure levels and heart rate are doin' better since the accident," an observer said. "He ain't felt this good since the pigs et his little brother."
# posted by Lulu Maude @ 7:37 PM 
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Your sarcasm is very impolite.
I think this is much ado about nothing. In fact, I think as a show of unity and support, President Bush should go hunting with Dick as soon as possible.
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I think this is much ado about nothing. In fact, I think as a show of unity and support, President Bush should go hunting with Dick as soon as possible.
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