Monday, February 13, 2006

 

If I Had a Hammer...

(Please feel free to sing along): I'd hammer in the morning... I'd hammer in the evening... I'd hammer at justice. I'd hammer at the Constitooo-shun... I'd hammer out of pimpin' to the rich folk, all over this land.

A sparkly new day, and I'm filled with anticipation. It's morning in America!

Did you miss it? On page A20 of last Thursday's New York Times came the happy news. Tommy has been restored to the powerful House Appropriations Committee, and, best of all, to the subcommittee overseeing the Justice Department, "which is investigating the influence-peddling scandal involving the disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff and his dealings with lawmakers."

It turns out that DeLay was able to get back to the Appropriations Committee because of a vacancy created after the resignation of Rep. Randy Cunningham, Republican of California, "who resigned after pleading guilty to charges related to accepting $2.4 million in bribes for government business and other favors." Talk about a seamless transition! Your government in action!

No wonder DeLay's mug shot is so perky! You'd think that he was wearing that orange jump suit to his junior prom!

Perhaps the orange jump suit should replace the tux. Orange is certainly a great color for The Hammer, don't you think?

The American Dream is alive and well.

Comments:
DeLay should celebrate his new position by going hunting with Dick Cheney.
 
Hi there, just wandering the blogosphere and I found your blog. I really enjoy how this all works.

This is one to watch.

Many thanks,

what is a timeshare
 
Nice pic..your work?

The boyz are gonna give the Shrub a new set of rules to spy by..aint that just grand?
 
Eddie, you rascal. I appreciate your interjection of one of the great philosophical questions of our time. Indeed, what IS a timeshare?
 
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